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If anyone is interested, I have a small terrier that barks a lot that needs to be re-homed. Reach out to schedule a time for pick up.

We have to wait till my neighbor goes to work.

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1. Did you hear about the lumberjack with a penchant for telling absurd jokes?

He was a silly Feller!

2. Yo mama is so white, her titties look like a pair of powered doughnut holes.

3. Yo mama so tall, she climbed all of Mt. Everest in less than 5 minutes

4. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis……

5. Yo mama so stupid, she took a COVID test to see if she was pregnant

6. Yo mama so dumb, she lit her farts and burned down LA.

7. Yo mama so pale, your ass is transparent.

8. My child is non-binary

I don't dare ask them whether they are analog, octal or decimal.

9. I covered my entire house with gift wrap.

I want to live in the present.

10. "Dad", my son asked me, "Where do you find all of those awful 'Dad' jokes?"

In a dada base.

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